When you drink Absolut vodka, you support propaganda like this.
Now, I have never tasted Absolut vodka, at least not that I’m aware of, or would have knowingly consented to were I of sound mind and body at the time. But this ad seriously pisses me off for a number of reasons.
Of course those limp wristed flavored vodka sipping liberal dipshits who think this view of America is a good idea are obviously partaking in too much of their Absolut bullshit.
My grandfather did not work to save the money to LEGALLY immigrate to America and work his butt off his whole life to hand it over to a bunch of govt hand out seeking criminals bent on destroying our American way of life. There is a clear and distinct difference between them and men like my grandfather, who went through the proper process to come to the land of opportunity. He didn’t sneak under a fence, or swim a river in the dead of night to get here. He stood in line on Ellis Island like so many others.
Because liberals have had way too much airtime for way too long,we are becoming the land of the GOVT handout.
Thousands of brave men and women have shed blood and given their lives to keep the very thing this advertisement represents from ever becoming reality. I thank God for those who fought and won WW II. They had a spine. And I can guarantee they would not have been drinking Absolut .
So next time one of your limp wristed liberal friends walks into your place with a bottle of this Absolut bullshit, dump it down the drain, and hit them over the head with the bottle. Absolut? Absolutely NOT!
If you would like to let these pantywaste idiots know exactly what you think of their cartography skills, you can contact them at-
Jeffrey Moran
Director of Public Relations and Events
The Absolut Spirits Company, Inc.
1370 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10019
USA
Phone, direct: +1 212 641 87 20
E-mail: jeffrey.moran@absolut.com
Jeffrey Moron- how fitting!

Great Post. Mr. Moron will be receiving an e-mail.